>>> i'm jim cramer and welcome to my world. >> you need to get in the game! firms are going to go out of business and he's nuts, they're nuts! they know nothing! i always like to say, there's a bull market somewhere and i promise -- "mad money," you can't afford to miss it. hey, i'm cramer! welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends, i'm just trying to make you a little money. my job is not just to entertain you, but to teach and to coach, so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. there's some things i've been keeping from you. it's not fair. tonight i'm going to do something about it. tonight i'm going to tell you who i am and how i got here. no, not i am jim cramer of "mad money," "squawk on the street" and that avatar comes up many times these days. it did take my years to learn that avatar was not a movie. what i want to do tonight is a special show. remember, in the end, this is cramerica. i'm going to give you the skinny on how i became a good investor, how i can help you become better than i've ever been. that is the ultimate goal of "mad money."